Dos Equis Guy

[TheSylvanSpinner]

If the Dos Equis guy starred in the movie 300 it would have been called 1

[mark007]

He taught Chuck Norris everything he knows!!

[Boberama]

On Self-Defense: "The right look should suffice." [Gives an intimidating stare]
On Manscaping: "I have no idea what this is."
On The Gym: "Running in place will never get you the same results as running from a lion."
On Speed Dating: "I assure you, most women would not consider speed a virtue."
On the Two-Party System: "The after-party is the one you want to attend."
On Rollerblading: "No."

 

[walleyes]

If He would pat you on the back you would add it to your resume..

[Chris K]

On The Calgary Flames: "Lets just say the Oilers have a better chance of winning a Stanley Cup before the Flames do."

Chris K

[TheSylvanSpinner]

On The Calgary Flames: "Lets just say the Oilers have a better chance of winning a Stanley Cup before the Flames do."

Chris K

Substance abuse!