'Cause man, I'm in Bow Island and when it dried out last June I figured we were in for a drought, but it seems as it just keeps raining more and harder.
Right now it's raining so hard and it's coming down so straight in so large of drops that the phrase concerning a cow, a flat rock, and pee, doesn't even come close, unless the cow had it's back end hanging out over the edge of the Calgary tower. (what's terminal velocity of droplets?)
Good grief. Grass is gonna be so tall we won't see the deer anyway.
'Least we've had regular, killer lightening shows this summer.