Married 50 Years.

[walleyes]

Married 50 years - Priceless!


After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.”

“Now ... We have an $800,000 home, a $65,000 car, a nice big bed and a large-screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of the bargain."

My wife is a very reasonable woman – she said “Let’s give this a task focus. Your task is to go out and find a hot 23-year-old to sleep with, and my task will be to show you that when you do… you will soon be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV once again.”

Aren't older women great at putting things into perspective? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems!

[Weste]

LMAO!!! too true.

[AxeMan]

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.'

'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.'

'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.' Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'

'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal

[albertadave]

An old man is sitting at a table in the cafeteria of the old folks home waiting for his lunch.  He sees one of the other residents, a senile woman old woman, about 90 years old and known around the home for her craziness, heading towards him.  She stops right in front of him, whips open her robe revealing that she's wearing nothing else under it, and yells "Super Pussy!!!"  The old guy looks her up and down, thinks about it for a few seconds, and says........."I think I'll just have the soup."

[walleyes]

An old man is sitting at a table in the cafeteria of the old folks home waiting for his lunch.  He sees one of the other residents, a senile woman old woman, about 90 years old and known around the home for her craziness, heading towards him.  She stops right in front of him, whips open her robe revealing that she's wearing nothing else under it, and yells "Super Pussy!!!"  The old guy looks her up and down, thinks about it for a few seconds, and says........."I think I'll just have the soup."

LMAO,, thats a good one..

[Love2Hunt]

Hi U-2 - Newbie here, Just came accross your post...loved it... I just had to send you a note and tell you how much my husband and I enjoyed it.  Forty years coming up for us.  I read your post out loud and we both laugh realizing how life goes by so fast.   Smart wife you have there.   I say behind each successful man there is a surprised woman.   ha ha...CONGRATS U-2.   
We were wondering if you still enjoy the outdoors sports such as hunt, fish?