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sonny
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Reply #460 on:
May 03, 2017, 08:55:31 PM »
Hmmm..
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Walleyes
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May 04, 2017, 07:41:54 AM »
She's a beaut
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Walleyes
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Reply #462 on:
May 04, 2017, 03:39:33 PM »
Yup.
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sonny
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May 04, 2017, 06:15:53 PM »
A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.
SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
"I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."
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sonny
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May 08, 2017, 08:54:12 PM »
A cowboy from Alberta attends a social function where Rachel Notley is trying to gather support for her Carbon Tax. Once she discovers the cowboy is from Ralph Klein's home area, she starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.
As she was doing that, she kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around her head.
The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"
Notley stopped talking and said "Well, yes, if that's what they're called; but I've never heard of circle flies."
"Well, ma'am," the cowboy replies, "Circle flies hang around
ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost
always found circling around the back end of a horse."
"Oh" Notley replies as she goes back to rambling. But, a moment later, she stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"
"No ma’am." the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the
citizens of this Province to call their Premier a horse's ass."
"That's a good thing" Notley responds.
After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Alberta drawl, says
"Hard to fool them flies though."
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sonny
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Reply #465 on:
May 08, 2017, 10:30:07 PM »
Stephen Colbert crossed the line.. idiot.
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Walleyes
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May 09, 2017, 08:08:07 AM »
I can't watch any of those shows any longer, not that I could ever watch Colbert. But all the late night shows and SNL all ruined and I used to love SNL. Hollywood has to get a new joke cause the Trump joke is way to old already. Bunch of snivelling Liberals with bad jokes.
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LeverAction
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May 09, 2017, 02:20:13 PM »
Yep, don't know what the English guy said cause I don't give him a moment of my time. The only guy worst then him, is that Rick Mercer lefttard ding bat. Hate that guy. And your right Walleyes, they need to find some new "slick", an't funny no more.
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sonny
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May 09, 2017, 07:21:19 PM »
Just sharing this...
So the other day at work I broke my glasses.I was just cleaning them and they snapped in two right in the middle at the bridge.
Bummer I can't drive without them...We tried some ten minute epoxy and yes it worked.... for ten minutes.
I drove home (720km) while wearing my old glasses (old prescription) and by the time I got home it felt like my eyes where going to explode.
Called the local optometrist and was told they can get a new frame for me but not until Friday...bummer again.
I was thinking of ways to fix my problem and then it hit me.
Cut off a piece of a sucker stick.They are plastic and hollow.Then put a piece of shrink tube around it.Inserted both ends of broken glasses then cooked it with a Bic lighter.The shrink tube and the plastic sucker tube both melted and formed a tight grip on the broken ends of my glasses.When it cooled it was a perfect solid fix.
Looks a bit funny but I'm good to go until Friday.
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Walleyes
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May 09, 2017, 08:02:24 PM »
Ada boy Sonny, you McGiver'd it lol.
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sonny
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May 09, 2017, 08:18:42 PM »
Quote from: Walleyes on May 09, 2017, 08:02:24 PM
Ada boy Sonny, you McGiver'd it lol.
Necessity is the mother of invention..
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sonny
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May 10, 2017, 07:48:03 PM »
This gentleman is a true Canadian hero..
378 kills
Outstanding sir.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_Pegahmagabow
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sonny
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May 23, 2017, 09:42:59 AM »
Just sharing this.
https://townpost.ca/buysell/drayton-valley-ab-stolen-45-longcolt-ranchhand
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sonny
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May 24, 2017, 05:46:31 PM »
Just a heads up for the 7.5 x 55 shooters @ WSS 25% off.
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sonny
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June 14, 2017, 11:53:22 PM »
Really?...I mean really??
You weld a rail to a Mosin and expect to sell it?
https://townpost.ca/buysell/calgary-mosin-nagant-scope-mount
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Walleyes
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June 15, 2017, 05:21:13 AM »
Lol,, looks like a useful crowbar to me.
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Never run away a boy, When you can walk away a man
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LeverAction
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Reply #476 on:
June 15, 2017, 06:08:45 AM »
She a ruff one sonny.
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AxeMan
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June 16, 2017, 04:14:41 PM »
Maybe this one should be in the hunting section......
Two hunters (Terry and Sonny) went moose hunting every fall without success.
Finally, they came up with a fool-proof plan.
They got a very authentic cow moose costume and Terry was a pro at imitating the mating call of a cow moose.
The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then get out of the costume and shoot the bull.
Terry took the front and Sonny took the back of the costume.
They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume, and began to give the
moose love call.
Before long, their call was answered as a very large bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing.
When the bull was close enough, Terry in front said, "Okay, let’s get out and take him."
After a moment that seemed like an eternity, Sonny in the back shouted,
"The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do!?"
Terry in the front says, "Well, I don't know about you, Sonny, but I'm going to start nibbling willows."
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I think I see a rip in the social fabric, Brother can you spare some ammo?
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Walleyes
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Reply #478 on:
June 16, 2017, 04:22:39 PM »
Hahaha that's pretty good Axe.
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Never run away a boy, When you can walk away a man
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LeverAction
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June 16, 2017, 10:17:23 PM »
Sonny and Terry? Two purely fictional characters I would guess, nobody could be that simple, right boys?
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