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sonny

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« Reply #680 on: November 30, 2018, 09:54:06 PM »
A man in Alberta wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough..there's an ad for "Alberta Bear Removers."
He calls the number and the man says he'll be over in 30 minutes.
The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, 12-gauge shotgun, and a mean heavily scarred old pit bull.

"What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks.

"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and Iíll knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls
off the roof, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."

He then hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.

"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog. :o

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« Reply #681 on: December 01, 2018, 05:09:21 AM »
Lol that's a pretty good one sonny.
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« Reply #682 on: December 06, 2018, 08:49:30 PM »
Got Cows.....LOL
I was born and raised on the farm moved away for many years and just moved back home about 3 years ago. I have thought for many years and especially since I moved back home that I would like to own some cows. Investments have sort of sucked so I made a deal with the BIL and went to the auction last week and started my "herd". Bought 6 Angus bred heifers 3 red and 3 black hope to get up to about 15 in a couple of years. I am thinking it will be a great supplement for the retirement.

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« Reply #683 on: December 06, 2018, 08:56:54 PM »
I've worked with quite a few guys over the years that have done or are doing the same as you. Nothing wrong with having a nice herd they can be a very solid form of secondary income.

What part of the country are you in, you said central looks like east central, maybe Two Hils kind of country ??
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« Reply #684 on: December 06, 2018, 10:23:10 PM »

Great to see that you are using the capital investments that are already on the farm.

You also have the existing capital to set up other small profit making ventures.  I commend you for you ingenuity

Investments in the stock market for normal middle class people are a joke these days. One usually ends up losing or breaking even, after you pay the brokerage costs.



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« Reply #685 on: December 07, 2018, 09:38:53 AM »
I've worked with quite a few guys over the years that have done or are doing the same as you. Nothing wrong with having a nice herd they can be a very solid form of secondary income.

What part of the country are you in, you said central looks like east central, maybe Two Hils kind of country ??

Actually more east than central, east of Wainwright

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« Reply #686 on: December 07, 2018, 04:59:15 PM »
Spent a lot of years drilling holes in that country back in the 80's,, good times, I think lol.
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« Reply #687 on: December 08, 2018, 03:03:39 PM »
Spent a lot of years drilling holes in that country back in the 80's,, good times, I think lol.

I moved away in 74, oil was just getting started. The 80's and ever since have been pretty busy (maybe not the last couple years).