Author Topic: Sage Advice!!!  (Read 959 times)

unclebuck

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Sage Advice!!!
« on: May 12, 2015, 02:32:59 PM »
I was informed this morning at the local Post Office by an elder gentleman who is a friend the following relating to one over age 60:

1.  Never trust a fart.

2.  Never waste a "woody".

And life goes on!!!