The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob
because
he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them
stay
with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Bob the first night and came to breakfast the
next
morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said,
"Man,
what happened to you?" He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up
and
watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, it was
the
same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man,
what
happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Bob shakes the
roof with his snoring. I sat up and watched him all night."
The third night was Tony turn. Tony was a tanned, older hunter kind if guy a
man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and
bushy-tailed.
"Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man,
what happened?"
He said, "Well, when we got ready for bed, I went and tucked Bob into
bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and
watched me all night."
With age comes wisdom.
