Author Topic: Hunting Humour (Read 13328 times)

Sonny · « **Reply #100 on:** March 17, 2013, 10:55:20 PM »

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.

Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.

The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue.

Well, he said, 'It's what mummy calls me sometimes'.

The little girl screams to her brother

'Don't eat it, it's an asshole..

jboutdoors5 · « **Reply #101 on:** March 18, 2013, 09:13:19 AM »

LOL, sorry, but I shot my 15 pt buck with my awesome .257 Roberts

I wouldn't rescue A cat in a tree, unless it was to shoot him out of it

I carry a pink knife lol. I might be able to grow an epic beard though

Alberta_huntress_83 · « **Reply #102 on:** March 18, 2013, 09:24:21 AM »

Quote from: jboutdoors5 on March 18, 2013, 09:13:19 AM

LOL, sorry, but I shot my 15 pt buck with my awesome .257 Roberts I wouldn't rescue A cat in a tree, unless it was to shoot him out of it I carry a pink knife lol. I might be able to grow an epic beard though

Holy I just laughed SO hard from the depths of my insides over the beard LOL. Bonnie you are priceless!!! And I'm gonna call u the kitten killer lol. JK

jboutdoors5 · « **Reply #103 on:** March 18, 2013, 09:35:21 AM »

Glad I'm good for a laugh.

I think you need some of those lately! If I was you I'd be tempted to crawl back into bed and not come out till April lol

Alberta_huntress_83 · « **Reply #104 on:** March 18, 2013, 11:56:44 AM »

Oh I couldn't agree more....I'm with ya on that. Going on Day 3 not leaving my house....laughs are all that's keepin' me goin!

Speckle55 · « **Reply #105 on:** March 20, 2013, 02:33:35 PM »

wonder how this mount would look on the wall;;;

David

Alberta_huntress_83 · « **Reply #106 on:** March 26, 2013, 05:44:13 PM »

Awesome. I love the peta kids face!

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Sonny · « **Reply #107 on:** March 26, 2013, 05:54:09 PM »

Quote from: Alberta_huntress_83 on March 26, 2013, 05:44:13 PM

Awesome. I love the peta kids face!

Hahahaha....Lady Gaga and her screw Peta meat dress..

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Sonny · « **Reply #108 on:** March 26, 2013, 05:59:45 PM »

.50 cal riccochete

Alberta_huntress_83 · « **Reply #109 on:** March 26, 2013, 06:16:46 PM »

LMAO the meat dress! I almost forgot! Gross and awesome lol.

Yeah seen that video. Its a good one! Thanks for the giggle

Alberta_huntress_83 · « **Reply #110 on:** March 26, 2013, 06:20:42 PM »

Omg speaking of good giggle. I left the yote in the garage til I set up to hide her, and the spanish handymen show up today to start the windows and I hear them go in the shop and then slam the door, I see their van take off LOL! Anyways I call the land owner and he's a few minutes away. He comes inside and I tell him the guys left, so he's on the phone to them, and I guess they couldn't tell if it was alive or not so they ran. And then later they tell me they were poking sticks at it LOL. You should have seen their jaws drop when they were headed out and came into the garage as I'm finishing tearing the hide off her strung up by the rafters LOL. Oh its so priceless lol! They could barely speak.

Speckle55 · « **Reply #111 on:** March 26, 2013, 11:19:13 PM »

David

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Speckle55 · « **Reply #112 on:** March 26, 2013, 11:28:49 PM »

sonny these are not funny but .. one of my Bro's got knocked out by a .22LR right between the eyes riccochete and my other Bro still is carrying a .22LR..slug in his butt.

here is another close call riccochete

David

http://www.break.com/index/bullet-ricochet-almost-kills-shooter-572709/

Sonny · « **Reply #113 on:** April 02, 2013, 10:58:18 AM »

Quote from: Speckle55 on March 26, 2013, 11:28:49 PM

sonny these are not funny but .. one of my Bro's got knocked out by a .22LR right between the eyes riccochete and my other Bro still is carrying a .22LR..slug in his butt.

here is another close call riccochete

David

http://www.break.com/index/bullet-ricochet-almost-kills-shooter-572709/

Ouchie...

I think we need more funnies..

Not hunting related but you youngin's might not have heard it..

walleyes · « **Reply #114 on:** April 09, 2013, 08:02:33 PM »

Another

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Sonny · « **Reply #115 on:** April 09, 2013, 08:48:09 PM »

Some of you may remmeber the movie the Blair witch project..Well..

The early morning hunt after I seen that movie I came across a bundle of sticks on the cut line...

kinda freaked me out for a minute..

but anywho....

bigbore444 · « **Reply #116 on:** April 10, 2013, 04:24:30 AM »

bigbore444 · « **Reply #117 on:** April 10, 2013, 04:31:12 AM »

Alberta_huntress_83 · « **Reply #118 on:** April 13, 2013, 10:59:52 AM »

I should have named this thread 'Outdoor Addicts Humour' instead of hunting....but we get the picture. Chances are if you like hunting, you love fishing lol.

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walleyes · « **Reply #119 on:** April 13, 2013, 05:39:26 PM »

Poor deer.

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