Author Topic: Good one from an other site  (Read 643 times)

240gord

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Good one from an other site
« on: May 26, 2011, 08:09:22 PM »
RETIREE'S TRIP TO COSTCO
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> Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog
> chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out
> line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
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> What did she think I had an elephant? So since I'm retired and have
> little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I
> was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't,
> because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
> pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming
> out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
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> I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way
> that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and
> simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is
> nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it
> again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was
> now enthralled with my story.)
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> Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog
> food poisoned me I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a
> poodle's ass and a car hit me.
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> I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
> laughing so hard.
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> Costco won't let me shop there anymore.
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> Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in
> the world to think of crazy things to say.

BullShooter

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Re: Good one from an other site
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2011, 08:26:32 PM »
I think that one is in my Top 5!!

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Re: Good one from an other site
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2011, 09:54:44 PM »
Good one, not the ending I expected at all!! lol
Just puttin' it out there...

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Re: Good one from an other site
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2011, 07:34:53 AM »
Sweet... ;D
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Re: Good one from an other site
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2011, 12:55:56 PM »
Gave you a good Karma Gord.  I thought it was a good read. Thanks

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Re: Good one from an other site
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2011, 09:25:40 AM »
I'm gonna have to think of a reply like this for all the people who look at me carrying a fishing pole and tackle and ask me "goin fishin?"
LOL